Networking.
Without the Ick.
A low-stakes, high-vibe hangout for business owners, creatives, freelancers & whomever else wants to get in on the action mate.
Oh dang. We’re at 50 tickets! The goal has been reached. What to do?! Lucky for your last-minute ass, wiggle room has been made! Don’t delay mate. We’re foreal this time.
You’ve probably been to networking events that made you wanna fake a call real quick. This is not that. Well, hopefully not 💀
Totally Legit — An event for those who don’t *actually* want to show up, but still kinda know that in-person connections *might* be good for them. Sound good? RSVP below for good yarns, good vibes and good company.
50 SPOTS HAVE BEEN NABBED.
We reached our goal. So we added a few more spots because we’re cool like that. Last chance to RSVP.
THE DETAILS
Friday 16th May, 5:00pm – 6:30pm(ish)
Not too long, not too short. Just right bebe.
ROAM (Marine Parade) Napier
It’s worth the trip bruh.
Price: $29.97 + GST ($37 total inc GST + Humantix BF) Covers food + venue hire
This is a casual event. Not a fashion show. Keep it calm, casual and relaxed! Bring yourself, maybe a mate (or two), good banter, an open mind and good vibes!
You know you’re curious. Don’t miss your shot – 50 spots. That’s it.
WE’RE AT 50 NOW. BUT WE MADE ROOM FOR YOUR LAST MINUTE ASS. RSVP OR MISS OUT.
we’re attempting to revive networking from the dead.
Psst. Networking is great for your business… when done right.
If you find yourself avoiding networking events, struggling to break through small talk, or feeling like you never quite fit in — this one might be for you. This event is built for people who want real connection, not surface-level schmoozing.
No pressure. No ick. Just a room full of decent humans who get it mate.
For the price of one sad uber eats order, you could be hanging with cool peeps!
What to expect?
This ain’t your average networking event. No soul-sucking small talk. Just chill humans, good vibes, and genuine conversations. Here’s wassup:
✓ A casual, come-as-you-are vibe
✓ Fun trading cards with exclusive networking benefits
✓ Snacks and good tunes
✓ A chance to meet other freelancers, biz owners, creatives, and idea-hoarders like you
✓ 90-ish mins of low-stakes, high-reward socialising
✓ A host with a wireless microphone. Ruh-roh. Look out.
Come for the connections. Stay for the chaos. Leave with at least one new pal, collab, or unhinged idea.
This might be for you if...
You’re a freelancer, creative, biz owner, or someone with too many ideas and not enough people to talk to
You’ve been to a networking event and immediately regretted it
You’re looking for real connection, not a sales pitch or a biz card swap
You’re new to the area and want to meet cool humans without the pressure
You like the idea of networking... in theory. But haven’t found the right event or people for you
Keen to join the 50 already registered?!
RSVP below and get amongst the chaos!
WHO HAS ALREADY RSVP’D
Website Designer/Developer
Brand Strategist
Graphic Designers
Content Creators
Copywriter
Marketing & Event Manager
Restaurant Owner
Product Makers
Photographers
Finance + Biz Brains
Personal Stylist
Structural Engineering Biz
Videographers
Google Ads Specialists
Plus MORE!
Want to be on the list or keen to meet with these talented humans?
RSVP NOW!
RSVP NOW, Regret l8r
Let’s mingle with like-minded individuals who at the very least admit that networking kinda sucks but here we are so let’s get on with it.